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SCThornley
Posted 2006-05-16 2:32 PM (#52795 - in reply to #52772)
Subject: RE: Yoga/Yogi=Satan?!


Cyndi - 2006-05-16 11:44 AM

I was in this store the other day and one of the porno magazines was hanging out. The words said, "The girls of myspace".


Cyndi!
stop looking at porn!

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GreenJello
Posted 2006-05-16 2:41 PM (#52799 - in reply to #52795)
Subject: RE: Yoga/Yogi=Satan?!


SCThornley - 2006-05-16 2:32 PM

Cyndi - 2006-05-16 11:44 AM

I was in this store the other day and one of the porno magazines was hanging out. The words said, "The girls of myspace".


Cyndi!
stop looking at porn!



Yeah Porn/Porno=Satan?!?!

In Cyndi's defense I have to say it's pretty hard to avoid, even the ads are almost soft-core porn.
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shnen
Posted 2006-05-16 2:42 PM (#52800 - in reply to #40757)
Subject: RE: Yoga/Yogi=Satan?!


I loathe all advertising in general - don't tell me what i want - i know what I need and that's all I want! ;)


hmmm... wonder if there is a boys of myspace? they are porbably all ugly and hairy... but i bet they have a great sense of humour....
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SCThornley
Posted 2006-05-16 2:59 PM (#52811 - in reply to #52800)
Subject: RE: Yoga/Yogi=Satan?!


shnen - 2006-05-16 2:42 PM
hmmm... wonder if there is a boys of myspace? they are porbably all ugly and hairy... but i bet they have a great sense of humour....


ROFL

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Cyndi
Posted 2006-05-16 3:53 PM (#52828 - in reply to #52811)
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I'll never forget the first time I ever looked at a Playgirl Magazine....I was 13 years old over at a friend's house going through her parent's bedroom,
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shnen
Posted 2006-05-17 7:21 AM (#52882 - in reply to #40757)
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I don't think I have ever even seen one - I have never really been into any of that stuff - never been to a strip club... I see it all as being very materialsitic and objectifying... but with the blatent objectification of women that is exploding more then ever before (so much for femenism) it is nice to see a few good men!

I don't mind at all when i get the rugby calendars in my email ;) Ladies - you know what I am talking about ;)
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*Fifi*
Posted 2006-05-17 9:26 AM (#52892 - in reply to #40757)
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what does ROLF mean?
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SCThornley
Posted 2006-05-17 9:31 AM (#52893 - in reply to #52892)
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*Fifi* - 2006-05-17 9:26 AM

what does ROLF mean?


LOL
probably
rolling on the floor laughing
rofl
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GreenJello
Posted 2006-05-20 8:58 PM (#53244 - in reply to #52882)
Subject: RE: Yoga/Yogi=Satan?!


shnen - 2006-05-17 7:21 AM

I don't think I have ever even seen one - I have never really been into any of that stuff - never been to a strip club...

I've been to a few, usually somebody drags me. Went to one in Montreal with lap dances, etc. I had told my boss before that I didn't like them because I like to see something I couldn't touch. (I was hoping we could just find a bar) Instead he decided to buy us all lap dances. I walked out, which really bothered him because he figured he had really upset me. (Not the case, just wasn't interested). FWIW, we also went into a real live cat house before that. Really surprised me, didn't think such things existed. To my boss's cred he didn't want to stick around there.
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*Fifi*
Posted 2006-05-20 11:30 PM (#53258 - in reply to #40757)
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oh, you've never been to Nye County, NV?
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GreenJello
Posted 2006-05-20 11:57 PM (#53264 - in reply to #53258)
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*Fifi* - 2006-05-20 11:30 PM

oh, you've never been to Nye County, NV?

Never, and you can't prove otherwise.

Actually I've heard about that, and I think I've gotten "propositioned" a couple of times on the streets of cincy. Cincy's so conservative about that sort of thing, that the people v. larry flint is about stuff that happened here.

The thing that really surprised me about this cat house was that it was just another business in a lot of ways. We were walking down the main drag in Montreal, and going into various strip joints, and this just happened to be one of the first we hit before going to the last one where my boss bought the lap dances. These strip joints were right next to the resturants, bars, arcades, shops, etc. Very normal looking. We didn't even realize it was cat house until after we had talked to the "madam".
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SCThornley
Posted 2006-05-21 10:05 AM (#53284 - in reply to #53264)
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GreenJello - 2006-05-20 11:57 PM
Very normal looking. We didn't even realize it was cat house until after we had talked to the "madam".


ehh, it's a living
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*Fifi*
Posted 2006-05-21 11:22 AM (#53293 - in reply to #40757)
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Boy, this has gotten off topic.

Yoga is not satanic. There, I solved it. Does anyone else have a problem that needs solving? My horoscope said I'd be really on today.

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Bay Guy
Posted 2006-05-21 1:36 PM (#53303 - in reply to #53244)
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GreenJello - 2006-05-20 8:58 PM
shnen - 2006-05-17 7:21 AM I don't think I have ever even seen one - I have never really been into any of that stuff - never been to a strip club...
I've been to a few, usually somebody drags me. Went to one in Montreal with lap dances, etc. I had told my boss before that I didn't like them because I like to see something I couldn't touch. (I was hoping we could just find a bar) Instead he decided to buy us all lap dances. I walked out, which really bothered him because he figured he had really upset me. (Not the case, just wasn't interested). FWIW, we also went into a real live cat house before that. Really surprised me, didn't think such things existed. To my boss's cred he didn't want to stick around there.

For what it's worth, your boss could be terminated for that sort behavior where I work... why do people think it's appropriate to bring either sex or alcohol into a work situation?   Oy vey...

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GreenJello
Posted 2006-05-21 2:16 PM (#53312 - in reply to #53303)
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Bay Guy - 2006-05-21 1:36 PM
For what it's worth, your boss could be terminated for that sort behavior where I work... why do people think it's appropriate to bring either sex or alcohol into a work situation? Oy vey...

Not where I work. It's a VERY small company of about 5 employees, and my boss is the prez, and owns a substantail amount of company stock. We were also wandering the streets after a convention, and he was trying to show us a good time, in his own way. Maybe grounds for some sort of lawsuit, but he's not an a-hole. (Which kinda shoots down your whole theory about bosses)


Yoga is not satanic. There, I solved it. Does anyone else have a problem that needs solving? My horoscope said I'd be really on today.

Still looking for a hawt hawt super-bendy yoga girl. She must match be 36"-24"-36", long red hair, have never known the touch of a man, have a complete understanding of yogic philosophy, and give excellent back rubs. Let me know when you find her. BTW, the whole world peace thing is still a sore subject....
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SCThornley
Posted 2006-05-21 3:32 PM (#53325 - in reply to #53312)
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GreenJello - 2006-05-21 2:16 PM
Still looking for a hawt hawt super-bendy yoga girl. She must match be 36"-24"-36", long red hair, have never known the touch of a man, have a complete understanding of yogic philosophy, and give excellent back rubs. Let me know when you find her. BTW, the whole world peace thing is still a sore subject....


Well, how is the Kama Sutra coming

now all you have to do is put the plan in motion

get yourself to a house warming party, find the red head
and just rationalize the rest of your life away to convince yourself that you made the right decision
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Cyndi
Posted 2006-05-21 4:08 PM (#53327 - in reply to #53325)
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What is it with this Kama Sutra stuff you keep mentioning SCT...have you ever had formal Kama Sutra training from a priests or in a temple?? Or did you just read it out of a book?? Just curious....as I see you refer to it a lot. In my husband's culture, they don't go around talking about Kama Sutra like this...it is very sacred and should be kept in private. Keeps it authentic,
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GreenJello
Posted 2006-05-21 4:37 PM (#53329 - in reply to #40757)
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I'm about half way through it. As I said in the other thread I've been very very very busy, and it's about 500 pages long. So ~250 pages isn't bad for a week or so, particulary since I haven't read it everyday.

Once again, there appears to be a LOT of good information explained pretty clearly. OTOH, there's also a lot of cultural stuff that doesn't quite a apply. Oh, and don't mind Cyndi, in addition to speak for an entire culture via her husband, she also tends to make every other post "Don't talk about X". Makes me wonder why she's on a message board, where the point is to discuss stuff.

Anyway, I'm still hoping that requesting boon from the great yogini/Genie *fifi* will get me there faster.
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SCThornley
Posted 2006-05-21 5:24 PM (#53333 - in reply to #53329)
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GreenJello - 2006-05-21 4:37 PM

I'm about half way through it. As I said in the other thread I've been very very very busy, and it's about 500 pages long. So ~250 pages isn't bad for a week or so, particulary since I haven't read it everyday.

Once again, there appears to be a LOT of good information explained pretty clearly. OTOH, there's also a lot of cultural stuff that doesn't quite a apply. Oh, and don't mind Cyndi, in addition to speak for an entire culture via her husband, she also tends to make every other post "Don't talk about X". Makes me wonder why she's on a message board, where the point is to discuss stuff.

Anyway, I'm still hoping that requesting boon from the great yogini/Genie *fifi* will get me there faster.


Well,
THE SACRED SECRETS OF THE KAMA SUTRA ARE OUT, they are being splashed across the pages of the STAR and other Grocery Store Tabloids!!!!!
i do believe the recent numbers released mean it's a bigger seller than the bible (insert sarcasm icon) I do believe that it's Oprah's next book of the week!

The rules of society really haven't changed much, neither have the mating rituals.

So, being as civilized and gentrified as we are......... we are sort of disconnected from this whole society thing i keep hearing so much about and reading a very down to earth rule book for society like the KAMA SUTRA is just the ticket for modern western man to reconnect with age old time tested and proved wisdom of how to behave and get along.

I just bring it up because, there was this SACRED SECRET hidden in the pages that pretty well spelled out how I met my wife a day or two before i met her no foolin', so I'm sold.

Everything just sorta fell into place.

And if you can read you don't need a preacher or a priest to tell you what the words mean, but that's the protestant in me projecting on you, so excuse me if you don't agree with me.

Good Luck, Andrew, the girl of your dreams is materializing, and just waiting for you to notice her and say, "Hi, I'm Andrew "

Hey, My Great Grandfather was named Andrew and he and his wife had 13 children.
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Cyndi
Posted 2006-05-21 5:33 PM (#53337 - in reply to #53333)
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and then ya'll wonder why we have subject lines such as this one...... Yoga/Yogi=Satan?!
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SCThornley
Posted 2006-05-21 5:38 PM (#53339 - in reply to #40757)
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well God did create Satan, right?
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Cyndi
Posted 2006-05-21 10:26 PM (#53366 - in reply to #53339)
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God didn't create Satan...Human Beings created Satan!!
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*Fifi*
Posted 2006-05-21 11:36 PM (#53374 - in reply to #40757)
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Cyndi can join the great sect of fascists on yoga.com. I get lonely being the only fascist. We will keep you boys in line! Actung!

GreenJello, I think you should move to San Francisco. SF is city filled with gay men and straight women. Plus, it's very computery so you should be able to make bank, which you'll need for rent, parking tickets and all the cool yoga classes you'll be taking. You'll meet your future wife at a yoga workshop. At first she'll be lesbian, never knowing the touch of a man (fulfilling that request). Then she'll realize she really does want the touch of a man and fall head over heels for you. She'll be yogic and athletic and in good shape (fulfilling that requirement [you can buy her boobs if you'd like]). And, she can always grow her hair long and dye it red. I know a great hairdresser in Noe Valley (which has a lot of lesbians). Start looking.

Another note to GJ - you've been sounding cranky latey. Too much Kama Sutra sans partner.
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Cyndi
Posted 2006-05-22 8:47 AM (#53390 - in reply to #53374)
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Fifi,

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Cyndi
Posted 2006-05-22 8:51 AM (#53393 - in reply to #53374)
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Soooo, did anyone see the movie...ya know...the movie with the initials TDC?? Ron Howard did a really nice job with that movie...I enjoyed it tremendously! What I found amusing was coming out to the parking lot 20 mins later to find old men standing around arguing about it, The lady at our theater here in the "bible belt" said their theater had been threatened with emails and phone calls. Things such "your all going to hell if you show that movie", yadda yadda"....then they say Yoga=Satan???? Yea right!!!

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